At the age of 8, I was asking the head of my Christian school. I was not surprised to learn that he did not know either. I wrote a poem on the subject when I was in high school. I spoke to psychologists and philosophy professors when I when in college. I listened to pastors and to gurus. The conclusion I came to is the answer is whatever you want it to be.
Well, here I am at 61 and I have part of the answer.
I am here to put the new roll of toilet paper on the spindle. I change the tp everywhere. In Costco, Target, and Walmart and a variety of other stores. On airplanes. On trains. In RV's. On cruise ships. In motels. In hotels. In convention centers. In friends homes. At work. At the gym. At the spa. In restaurants. In relative's homes. In port a potties. In my own home.
I realize that this means that I use a lot of bathrooms, but really? what are the odds? The hunt for the next roll of tp has become a challenge. I am, at least, trying to notice before I am in the compromising position of being totally out...... (Sorry for the visual.) When at a private residence, do I root around in cabinets for the next roll?
I hate walking in and finding the empty roll sitting on the spindle. Especially if there is a fresh roll in plain sight!
Does the paper hang over the top or come out the bottom? I am an over the top person. My mother is a come out the bottom person. I try to notice or remember how it was (if there was any) before it ran out.
Notice, people. Just try to notice. It is not that hard. Or is it???
Gotta go . The bathroom is calling!
Maybe this would convince people to change the roll!!
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